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To The Hills's avatar

Hilarious. Brilliantly scripted.

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PAUL SUTTON's avatar

Cheers! I couldn't believe the drop. My Jaguar XE is currently being fixed, at Marshall Jaguar, Didcot. When I pick it up, I'll delicately enquire about the catastrophe.

It's surely the most catastrophic corporate relaunch, ever? It makes Bud Light seem good business!

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Legalise Freedom's avatar

Even the most devious industrial espionage / sabotage operation could hardly hope to deliver a result like this.

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Alan Jurek's avatar

Brill as usual.

There's more than one way to skin a cat !

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PAUL SUTTON's avatar

Good blue-sky thinking Alan,

Can we touch base viz the sales figures?

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Alan Jurek's avatar

Boss,

Reverse takeover of BYD projected to increase sales by 2500 % dependent on Ratner keeping quiet.

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PAUL SUTTON's avatar

Keep that one under your hat. The old man wants a straight bat on this one. Softy softy catch monkey.

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