LORD ALLI'S PARLOUR
THE BEST AIR B'N'B IN COVENT GARDEN
City life can be noisy and stressful. Ask any GCSE student trying to swot for their exams. With your father as a lowly PM, they’re the chance a kid has to get on in life and escape Kentish Town, hence the need for quiet, studious accommodation weeks after the exams have actually finished.
How about a luxury Covent Garden pad to get your head down, with rooftop gardens and 5* facilities? Also perfect for escaping lockdown. Ask daddy Starmer who - fresh from moralising about Boris Johnson’s outdoor cake infringements - filmed a broadcast there telling people to work from home whilst working in his intimate friend’s penthouse! To be fair, he took some pictures of his kids so the great unwashed would think he was at home. Lawmakers must be rule takers, after all:
Any problems, he knew that ‘independent’ civil servant bruiser Sue Gray would strut her stuff by whitewashing them. She was his future Chief of Staff, on a megabucks promise for having axed Boris Johnson via her biased ‘enquiry’ into him eating birthday cake in the garden of No 10.
Conveniently sited in London’s bustling Covent Garden, this tranquil getaway is perfect for designer clobber, opticians and access to London’s many venues for freebies. Ideal for a discreet curry and beer event or a pyjama party for friends - perhaps playing hide the sausage or discussing uphill gardening - far from the hoi polloi shivering in their council flats, indulging in ‘far Right’ riots then rotting in prison for waving an England flag:
At just £20,000 for a 6-week stay, it’s a snip.
Whatever moral authority Free Gear Keir had to govern is being quickly stripped away. While Johnson was allowing outdoor parties in his garden, Starmer was broadcasting indoors at his mate’s Covent Garden pad, in total contravention of the COVID rules he and his future Chief of Staff were steadfast in enforcing for everyone - apart from him apparently. We also deserve to know how long 2TK has had his snout in Lord Alli’s trough as the more non MSM look, the more they find. And talking of looking, you won’t find any mention of Starmer’s use of Lord Alli’s home on BBC News but it has just made the last item on Sky. It looks like Starmer is no more fit to govern than Johnson was.
Well, when you're the Son of a mere Toolmaker, you have to take your luxuries where you can find them. Who wouldn't like to stay in a Covent Garden pad, especially as it is probably free to the right sort of person? Who wouldn't like a gay man to pick out nice clothes for you and and your wife when it's a well-known cliche that all the best dressed people these days are gay? Who wouldn't want to be filmed somewhere nice whilst slagging off the Tory Toffs?
After all, the Son of a Toolmaker is a nob nowadays himself isn't he - Sir and Lady We'rePoshNow - so he needs all the help he can get from another made-up nob - Lord DoneAlrightAlli.