6th June 2025, OCR GCSE GEOGRAPHY: GLOBAL URBANISATION AND MIGRATION: 2 hours
Happy Pride Month to trans-candidates! Identify yourself by drawing a rainbow, for a 10% bonus mark.
Plan five safer routes for the neurosurgeons, engineers, maths professors, witch doctors and Islamists currently risking the Calais-Dover one by crossing in rubber dinghies.
Estimate how many of these enlighteners are needed daily, to ‘rub the Right’s noses in diversity’ and trigger rioting.
Explain why a return to serfdom is essential for the native English. How could subsistence farming hasten net-zero and further enrich Ed Miliband and Sir Ed Davey?
Discuss three benefits of Britain becoming a majority-world nation.
What are five essential planning features to consider for a tented community of newly arrived neurosurgeons, engineers and maths professors? Rank these in order of decreasing importance, remembering how ‘bushmeat’ is a required dietary component for Cyril Malwase.
Why should this community be safely distanced from middle-class progressives, on a council estate which voted Brexit and resents grooming gangs? Identify such a place in your local area.
FOR HIGHER-CANDIDATES
Draw a labelled diagram of its pub, with flat-roof and nativists fighting in the car-park.
Explain how allowing twenty ‘genuine Turkish barbers’ to open could address these issues of urban deprivation, using the Professor Ali Kafir-Killer (University of Rotherham) Principle that:
‘There is no limit to barbers English towns contains. My brother owns nightclubs Oxford’s Iffley Square; I studies Geography Balliol College, Cambridges’.
BONUS QUESTION: Would you encourage a nail-bar or a vape shop to open, completing this urban regeneration?
Explain you answer by reference to international drug dealing and money laundering, in the global economy.
🤣🤣- after the last 2 , now this- I’ll not be wondering why I am ‘aching all over’ today- it’s from the 3 days of hard laughing. Even tittering at work- they do say psych staff develop their patients symptoms - maybe they ‘got it’ all along🤣🤣
Oh shit. I spent all of Ramadan prepping Pir Panjal's geography and it's impact on regional connectivity in the Kashmir region and it never came up!